A warm Thursday in June has the blood of some of the frequent TC commentees boiling. Shouts and outcries for attention have been made, but one has made the move in attempts to fight off the ignorance TC has stricken in him. This man is no other than Fatty McFats.
In a desperate attempt to capture some friends, Fatty McFats has decided foolishly to start a new team, TEAM FRESH.
Reasons Team FRESH is the worst team ever:
- Fatty McFats is in it
- A 7 year old made their name
- Their 'heavyweights' are G.P. and Z.N.
- They still think the moon is made out of swiss cheese
Why Absurd is Better then Fatty McFats
1. I'm still drunk2. I chug Long Island Ice Teas
3. I have sex on a consistent basis
4. I have 5 friends (currently 500% more then Nah Dude)
5. His name is Fatty McFats .... need I say more.
6. Team CARRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Absurd > Fatty McFats
TC > Team Fresh
1. We have an abbreviation for our name2. We have Womp Womp and she will out drink/dance you
3. Canada??
4. Skittles has and will be found many different places none of which you expect
5. Nah Dude is fat
6. We have a Blog??
7. We have rules
8. Nah Dude sucks at having sex
9. Fatty McFats isn't in TC
10. We joined for life
* Womp Womp may/may not be the godparent of Skittles first born
TC for life
9 comments:
fatty mcfats eats more surf clam then the little kids at aija
fatty shanks homeless people to prove he's TC material ....
all i have to say is WOMP WOMP
its obvious in the attempts to make this blog post, that TC is threatened by TEAM FRESH. So to act like they aren't nervous by our presence, they make fun of TEAM FRESH and the one they call "Bill".
Reasons Team Carpool is dumb and worthless:
1. They consistently use TC because they are lazy pieces of shit and cant type in Team Carpool.
2. Skittles gets his/her ass handed to them by freshmen.
3. They begged me to check out this blog so they would feel important.
4. They think it's cool to pee your pants.
5. They can't handle TEAM FRESH's full body workout.
6. Their name doesn't even fit them anymore.
- FM
wow FM (too lazy to go with the full name?) ... when you're done with the haterade ... can you pass it my way cuz i'm thirsty
sorry i just had to consolidate these posts ... feel free to keep the hate up though
why did you have to combine it? just because you had some haterade for me with my post about skittles, womp womp, and tasting the rainbow. cant take it???
ummm no actually ... because I want this to be a legit blog not just a place for haters to come and spit weak game
Womp Womp Woodland,
weak game? look at this thread on the blog for why you guys think tc is anything special.
conspiracy against others stating their opinion? i think so.
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