O Canada!

Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

This is my way of getting in the mood for TC Does Canada... I might get deported!

Be Scared

shut the duck up?

looks like the quacktacular duck tours are getting superhated on.

a blog has been dedicated to shutting these poor duckies down.

http://shuttheduckup.blogspot.com

And the feud begins

A warm Thursday in June has the blood of some of the frequent TC commentees boiling. Shouts and outcries for attention have been made, but one has made the move in attempts to fight off the ignorance TC has stricken in him. This man is no other than Fatty McFats.

In a desperate attempt to capture some friends, Fatty McFats has decided foolishly to start a new team, TEAM FRESH.

Reasons Team FRESH is the worst team ever:

• Fatty McFats is in it
• A 7 year old made their name
• Their 'heavyweights' are G.P. and Z.N.
• They still think the moon is made out of swiss cheese

Have mercy on your soul.

Why Absurd is Better then Fatty McFats

1. I'm still drunk
2. I chug Long Island Ice Teas
3. I have sex on a consistent basis
4. I have 5 friends (currently 500% more then Nah Dude)
5. His name is Fatty McFats .... need I say more.
6. Team CARRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


Absurd > Fatty McFats

TC > Team Fresh

1. We have an abbreviation for our name
2. We have Womp Womp and she will out drink/dance you
3. Canada??
4. Skittles has and will be found many different places none of which you expect
5. Nah Dude is fat
6. We have a Blog??
7. We have rules
8. Nah Dude sucks at having sex
9. Fatty McFats isn't in TC
10. We joined for life

* Womp Womp may/may not be the godparent of Skittles first born

TC for life

Feast your eyes upon danbury, ct. the future home of everyone's favorite grandpa.

the historic danbury was founded by colonists in 1685 and rose to prominence in the 1800s when it became the HAT capital of the world.

SNOW DAY CONTINUED

yeahhhhhhhhhh
about that whole using the faux snow day to get your life together....

whats the exact opposite of doing that? becuase thats what happened

To my dearest TC members

FUCK YOU

Some of TC DID NOT get a snow day. Some would say the BEST third didn't get a snow day. ha I'll see you guys tonight.


Note:
How the fuck does an electrical service company have half its buildings not have ELECTRICITY? Someone isn't doing their job.

Can you say Snow Day?

When you were little/in high school there was that one faithful day during the winter months that truly bestowed happiness in your little heart. The reason it brought so much joy to your still sleep encrusted eyes was solely based on its spontaneous relief from daily duties. This day was known as the SNOW DAY. 

Today, I awoke at a usual time 6:00 am and began my usual cleansing/dressing rituals until THE phone call occurred, could it be true? 

Work cancelled? 

I don't need to report in on this Wednesday June, 11th, 2008? 

TRUF (and yes i used an F ... it was for emphasis). This is the nine to fivers version of a Snow Day and by goodness gracious (used it for Skittles) I will indulge in a sleep in and a chance to get my life together! 

Sooo ENJOY THIS DAY (the faux snow day)