goooodmorning y'all,
you know its a good morning when you need to hit up Starbucks for both a Grande iced coffee and a Venti americano (with rum, hold the whiskey?? i said with ROOM, hold the WHIPPED CREAM!! -- that's a story for another day)
But here I am, sufficiently caffeinated and ALREADY procrastinating. I was performing my daily current events ritual aka hitting up msn.com and came across a pretty toe tickling article stating the top 10 Imaginative Excuses for Coming in Late to work.
As funny as they are (see below) I have a hunch that we, TC and friends, can come up with some other rather knee-slapping-tacular excuses.
FEEL FREE TO COMMENT WITH WHAT YOU THINK YOUR BEST/RIDICULOUS EXCUSE WOULD BE.
MSN.com says:
1. While rowing across the river to work, I got lost in the fog.
2. Someone stole all my daffodils.
3. I had to go audition for American Idol.
4. My ex-husband stole my car so I couldn't drive to work.
5. My route to work was shut down by a presidential motorcade.
6. I have transient amnesia and couldn't remember my job.
7. I was indicted for securities fraud this morning.
8. The line was too long at Starbucks.
9. I was trying to get my gun back from the police.
10. I didn't have money for gas because all of the pawnshops were closed.
12 comments:
i went to cavs last night
i went to cavs this morning
h. woodland followed me home so i just kept walking until now
There was a fire alarm in my building and I had to save my Something About Mary DVD
I was setting Absurd's building on fire.
skittles was MIA ...
something about mary is a great movie!!! i just didn't want to see it go :(
my car pool left me without even calling so i had to find some random dude to drive me
thats not even true
way to stick together TC.
....the beginning to the end of TC.
I was the first and last human being to eat Surf Clam
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